Introducing : Our Future Primer.

you know that saying 'behind every succesful man there's a woman'? well i think we should start saying something else.

behind every succesful, powerful man, there's another succesful, powerful, conniving, manipulating, goddamn billionaire, savvy, strict, invisible, invincible, well-connected, well-spoken, very well-educated, well-pimped, well-trimmed, well-organized, never-wavered, horny, heartless, selfish, equipped with big-fragranced-assed (ready to be kiss at any time), donmafiaesque, tax-freed, greedy, lucky, painfully intelligent, economically trained, persistently patience, patiently persistent, occasionally rough, unknowingly exist and definitely JEWISH man with a bigger dick.

i bet my stubby fingers he thinks he's god.




ps: yang cite khairy tgn patah aritu sbb kene blasah ngn Pak Lah tu btol ke?

Bolognese With a Sounding 'g'

now.ma previous blog had arisen some blank faces..due to unignored and asphyxiating demands by my readers (on the last count, a staggering amount of 3 readers ), i feel i am obliged to do some explaination.

dr fidel castro was the communist president of the claimed socialist republic of Cuba. fidel has recently been my hero, but he led a communist goverment so i ought to keep it my afection towards him low, for fear of offending the arguably rising malay sentiment (xcaye tgk page amar) . its not his communist occupation that i adore (god no), its his way with words and his nonchalant wits and his rebellious attitude.

i've been putting tags on fidel only recently, since its only natural (as history shows), that u would notice sumone's talent even more (or just) when sumone is either sick, dying, or dead.
fidel has been undergoing major heart surgery and has stepped down from the throne of president. he is 75 years old. his successor, raul castro, his slightly stockier and ugly brother, is 73. haih.

fidel and hugo chavez is among to of the most vocal challenger of the united states in latin america..(hugo chavez is president of Venezuela, he's coming to malaysia as we i speak). both of 'em are known friends.

the situation of my previous blog was inspired by an article in the star, about hugo visiting fidel in the hospital. and when two of its opponents met up n looking all affectionate, the enemy must have felt the heat. but as most superpower nations and egoistic men, worries (frowning eyebrows) portray weakness. its best to deny it and work with it from within.area 51, anyone?

i got a lot mo to say but i wont. wont pretend i know it all, neither, coz i dont.

naive

no la im not naive. juz this one time. this was what trigger my naive-..ity.

on ma way home 4 da weekend i received an sms yang berbunyik begini :

TAHNIAH! simcard anda telah memenangi cek tunai sebanyak rm.9000 dari AFM (akademi fantasia4). sila hubungi no sekian2 utk menuntut hadiah anda.(or something like that)

so anybody with a rite mind would immediately know its a scam by some scam-bags.coz, 1st, i dont watch academy fantasia 4,nvr voted for 1. 2nd, the sekian2 no was an international no(starts with 006--)3rd, it wrote rm.9000-9posen ke pe? and 4th-

ah.tetibe rase malas nak tulis.caner amar bley tulis pepanjang??

the end of ma story is, well am i a rm9000 richer? maleh r. bukan ada orang bace pon.

ps:this is a real story btw.

yoghurt

"An Unforgettable Evening Between Two Brothers."

one evening. hospital bed. hugo came in. hugo brought historical dagger, fidel gave him a self-portrait.

hugo : i was painting a portrait of u. but u have difficult nose. u should have plastic surgery.

fidel : what? more surgery?

hugo and fidel laughed. back clapping and hugging. and eating what appeared to be yoghurt.

hugo : by the way, how's raul?

fidel : dandy. just dandy.

laughed again. every bit of brotherly love shone through.

Meanwhile in The Land Of Droppurtunities..

men in suit : is that one of those cheesy Photoshop picture again?

hahaha.derisive laughs followed.

but with frowning eyebrows.

fidel

you are hiding truths from me, in order not to worry me, but when i finally discover them i will die from the impact of having to confront so many truths i have not been told.